Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
13. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Yeah, I do these weekly... so I don't go crazy
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
13. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Yeah, I do these weekly... so I don't go crazy
posted by cameo | 8:24 AM
1 Comments:
Hey Camster! It's me - Rhonda. I dunno, but those "Don't go insane" things made me laugh my head off! Thanks for the comic relief - I needed that. Uncle Joe and i just got the kids in bed, and that was a perfect ending to the day! You're getting so much older! Your picture is amazing. i wish we could blow it up full size to get a better look. I'm so glad we can look at each other this way! Is Jake going to make one too? We love you guys to infinity and beyond!!!! - Aunt Rhonda
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